How I Got Lost.

Just Because…..

Posted in Photographs by Satish Vijay on May 31, 2009

30-05-06_0123Why? Because she’s the sexiset most gorgeous gong braaather there is in the whole wide world.

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Cute Soap-Stuffing-In-His-Ass Monkey Boy And Sexy Bushy Boob Lifting Bag Lady!

Posted in Friends, Photographs by Satish Vijay on May 26, 2009

Vikknesh And I
♥♥♥

Quote Of The Day.

Posted in Education by Satish Vijay on May 25, 2009

“This is not Art where you can just splash paint and say it’s a tree. This is Science. You have to draw an actual tree.”
-Dr. Audrey A. Yuen, famed Cell Biology lecturer.

No Offence.

Posted in Random Thoughts, Television Shows by Satish Vijay on May 19, 2009

If you want to write about how much pain you’re feeling or how much heartbreak you’ve experienced, write it properly please? It’s just frustrating to see people trying  to write heartfelt entries when all their grammar, punctuation, spelling and tenses are all wrong.

I know, I’m such a grammar freak, and I’m absolutely obsessed with everything being in the proper tense and stuff.

Tomorrow: American Idol. Who will win? Adam is more deserving but I still want Kris to win. I mean, he has a more artistic appeal to him. He’s more soulful. I’m not saying Adam’s not appealing at all. Damn, that guy can sing notes that aren’t even possible to sing, but well… I don’t know.. I just want Kris to win. And this is utterly irrevelant but I was reading PerezHilton (I need my daily dosage of juicy celebrity gossip) and he posted a picture of Adam and his rumored boyfriend. They totally match (:

Damn Those Stupid First Impressions!

Posted in Friends, Random Thoughts, Television Shows by Satish Vijay on May 19, 2009

You know how when you meet someone for the first time, they’re all nice? Well, you know how you get to know them and then realize they actually aren’t? Two people. Two people in this school. I thought they were all nice. They were nice in the begining. Now…… they’re just total asswipes. URGH!

Anyways, I’d like to apologize to Zulaiha and the gang. I wanted to go so bad that day! I wanted to see everyone! I wanted to get my revenge on Ashiela! HAHA. But I was sick. Stupid cold.

Andddddddd……… GOSSIP GIRL’S SEASON FINALE WAS FUCKING AWESOME!  LOVED IT! Chuck and Blair, TOGETHER! WOOOHOO! Okay, now I’ve got to get back to work.

P.S. I’m sarcastic. I know that. That’s just who I am. If you don’t like it, fuck off then. If you don’t want to be my friend because of that, then fuck off too. I don’t give a shit anymore. I mean, it’s like telling an Indian, “I don’t want to be your friend because y0u’re Indian.” They’re Indian, and they can’t change that fact. Just like how I can’t stop being sarcastic. It’s me. It’s my way of being funny. And I’m sorry if it comes off as mean. Actually, I’m not sorry if it comes off as mean. I mean, like seriously?!  Stop being such a damn baby! GROW UP! Everything’s mean to you people!

Greetings, My Fellow Trekkies.

Posted in Friends, Movies, Random Thoughts by Satish Vijay on May 18, 2009

Okay, I’ve been busy, so for fuck’s sake, stop asking me why I haven’t updated. I’ll make this short.

Wanqin is like the best. THE BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST! Could she BE anymore awesome? (channelling my inner Chandler)

I need some good ol’ hot pants now, just like Fungus’ one (:

Lady Gaga is the sex!

I always despised Star Trek and I still do. The old one I mean. I went to watch the new one on Saturday night and it was bloody awesome. I am officially a…. wait for it……. wait a little more………. TREKKIE :]

Uhura is the shiz…. FERRR SUREEE!

Arigato bitches.

What We Do When We’re Bored.

Posted in Friends, Photographs by Satish Vijay on May 6, 2009

Classroom Webcam Sessions.

For 15, She’s Bloody Hot!

Posted in Photographs, Random Thoughts by Satish Vijay on May 4, 2009

Taylor Momsen

I Apologize.

Posted in Random Thoughts by Satish Vijay on May 1, 2009

I’m sorry if I don’t talk about penises and tits all the time.
I’m sorry if I don’t laugh at many jokes.
I’m sorry if I don’t always look at things in a perverted way.
I’m sorry if I actually care about my looks and how I dress.
I’m sorry that I feel insecure.
I’m sorry if I’m a pessimist.
I’m sorry if I’m a realist.
I’m sorry if I’m not a very religious person.
I’m sorry if I feel sorry for people easily.
I’m sorry if I’ve stopped caring about what people think of me.
I’m sorry if I worry too much.
I’m sorry if I get over excited about certain things (e.g. Megan Fox)
I’m sorry if I know too much about movies, televisions shows & celebrities.
I’m sorry if I laugh sometimes for no reason.
I’m sorry if I use too much sarcasm.
I’m sorry if I’m a hygiene freak.
I’m sorry if I like things in a certain way (mild OCD, I think).
I’m sorry if I hate Singlish.
I’m sorry that I’ve never spoken Singlish my whole life.
I’m sorry if I like romantic movies (e.g. The Notebook)
I’m sorry if I always cry during sad/romantic movies.
I’m sorry if I believe guys should open doors for girls.
I’m sorry if I hate it when people eat with those slurpy sounds.
I’m sorry if I think I’m fat.
I’m sorry if I think I’m ugly.
I’m sorry if I like to blog.
I’m sorry if I Twitter too much.
I’m sorry if I HAVE to walk on someone’s right side or else I’ll feel uncomfortable.
I’m sorry if I love homosexuals/bisexuals/transgenders.
I’m sorry if I like to shop.
I’m sorry if I find it easier to talk to girls than guys.
I’m sorry if I hang out with girls more.
I’m sorry if I find pink a nice color.
I’m sorry if I don’t go online MSN much anymore.
I’m sorry if I believe in equality.
I’m sorry that I’m not a very social person.

Now, that’s who I am, and I’m sorry if you don’t like it.